Posted by: Aadisht on: April 27, 2003
Balram and Shekhar will clean toilets.- Icon (Quotes 1:16) 98% of constipation patients don’t give a shit.- The Spoon Guy (Quotes 1:45) um i prefer the privacy of my own bathroom- dks916 (Quotes 9:12) no, I didn’t say “Too The Loo”- kMac (Quotes 11:15) Ishaanji was pissing away to all glory- kMac (Quotes 13:19) I [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 26, 2003
This makes me sick. HDFC Bank is offering to donate five rupees to charity for every valid email address or phone number you send them. So, not satisfied with spamming it’s own clientele, it now wants them to turn in their friends and family. It’s positively Stalinesque. Ashcroftian. Disgusting. I could rant about why it [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 25, 2003
As I mentioned a few Fillets ago, Punjabi people are rather enamoured of Mirza and Sahiban. I don’t mean literally that they’re in love with people who died one thousand years ago, the point I’m trying to get across is that they’re rather obsessed with the legend. The legend is one of the focal points [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 22, 2003
People say India doesn’t progress because Indians don’t break out of their Third World mentality. This is true. Chocolates are the best example. In the First World, chocolates are huge. Chocolate bars are about three inches wide, and a foot long. Europeans take chocolate seriously. So do Australians. Americans don’t. Their chocolates are big, but [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 20, 2003
I apologise for not posting, or writing. Here’s the reason. I had diarrhoea. Diarrhoea is practically the worst disease you can have when you’re at home. You miss classes that you should really be attending. That’s something not all that new for me, but there’s this difference- when I have diarrhoea, I can’t take advantage [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 19, 2003
It is quite conceivable that the last Fillet has been making some of you think I’m a smarmy git who has no right to be so cheerful when you yourselves are wallowing in depression, angst, and misery. We could go into why you lot have no right to be wallowing in depression, angst and misery [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 18, 2003
The W-Fillets are famous for being funny, but also infamous for being cheerful. Those of you who have had the pleasure of my acquaintance know that I am bitter and cynical, and drip acid when I speak. I am prone to attacks of depression, and have exploded with rage more than once. However, ever since [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 14, 2003
I’m still in Delhi. I felt lazy and decided to take the train tomorrow morning. Yesterday, after a very bad time spent with some screwball relatives, I went with my family for South Indian food at Naivedyam in Hauz Khas village. After that, we went to nearby Aurobindo Market to buy books at Midlands. To [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 14, 2003
As I mentioned in the previous Fillet, after an interesting, instructive and engaging night spent not sleeping, my brother took me to the gym in the morning. This was the first time I had ever been to a gym. The trainer out there made us do stretching exercises to warm up. Then he put us [...]
Posted by: Aadisht on: April 14, 2003
I feel hypocritical. I send mails to other people asking them when they’re going to reply, all while myself being late with the Fillets. I don’t have an excuse, either. Sonali v0.2 has been up and running for two days now. Anyway, on with the Fillet. There’s been a long weekend. Of course, while Delhiites [...]