The Vegetarian Life
Posted by: Aadisht on: November 28, 2005
A guide to Singapore posted on the internal discussion group by our senior and former PlaceRep Jagmeet Piddu contains this immortal paragraph:
“Vegetarians: Since the Government wants Singapore to be the home to the superior individuals of this world, people at the bottom of the food chain are indirectly encouraged not to enter this paradise. Vegeterian stuff is strictly banned & all food must be cooked in chicken stock. Do not violate this law else you might find a 6 ft ‘rotan’ embellishing your bottom (much like Michael Fay for spray painting somebody else’s cars).”
Do I have great seniors or what?
Meanwhile, it turns out that dinosaurs in India used to be vegetarian.
And now they’re extinct. Am I the only one who sees a connection here?