The Criminal Underclass of the Avian World

Aishwarya has discovered the video for March of the Sinister Ducks, and asks if these ducks are left-wing.

She doesn’t know the half of it. Left-wingers at least pretend to be all about the compassion. When Naxals kill people, they do it in the name of class war. But ducks are openly criminal and vile.

Check out this flickr thread, about rapist ducks:

 today i witnessed a very disturbing incident at a duck pond in duke gardens. a group of male mallards, roughly about 9-11 of them were stocking/pestering this female duck. they surrounded her and began stacking themselves on top of her. she was completely underneath the water. she was drowning. they were pecking at her head. the first thing that came to my head was gang rape. they were very violent with her. her head was bleeding. this went on for over a half hour. they were just taking their turns, it looked like 2 at a time.

Gangrape is not the only crime these webfooted villains indulge in. They commit interspecies extortion also:

bread is to ducks like “crack” is to people. I’ve seen them go absolutely wild and attack kids at ponds for bread.

And interspecies gang wars:

Not only do they attack the children, they also attack each other in their fight for bread. If all that wasn’t bad enough, you reminded me of something else. Feeding wild ducks encourages them to live on the same ponds as swans, which ordinarily they would not do. This causes the swans to defend their territory, which they achieve in the breeding season by drowning ducklings.

I’m going to end this post here, before I succumb to the temptation of making a ‘foul/ fowl’ pun.

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  1. Aishwarya Says:

    Sigh.

    And all I meant to do was make a silly pun about the word “sinister”.

    I’m surprised you didn’t link to the homosexual necrophiliac duck, though. He was in the news some time ago.


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