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On Being Boring

Posted by: Aadisht on: January 20, 2010

Nilu claims that being boring is a virtue. And then goes on to write some other nonsense which is completely unrelated.1 But that is irrelevant – the larger point is that it took Nilu two years to come up with a justification for being boring. Unfortunately, The Mad Momma has pretty much cornered the market [...]

Drivers I Despise

Posted by: Aadisht on: September 2, 2009

Because the whole point of the Internet is to complain loudly and gracelessly about everything that is wrong with the world, I shall now complain about the most exasperating drivers in India. They are the drivers who have greyed my hair. They are the drivers who add twenty minutes to my commute every day. They [...]

Also, Ramalinga Raju for FM

Posted by: Aadisht on: December 17, 2008

I have only one question for the people who’re calling for Ratan Tata to be Prime Minister. Are you fucking idiots? In the past few years, the Tata Group, with Ratan Tata presiding, has: spent money buying luxury car brands just months before the world headed for a recession completed an expensive purchase of Corus, [...]

IRCTC

Posted by: Aadisht on: April 3, 2008

… is the worst travel website in the world. To start with, they make you sign up (why?). And because they don’t clearly tell you that they truncate the password after the 10th character (why?) I’ve been through about six usernames so far. After that, the usability. You can’t search by city – you have [...]

Ravi Subramanian Must Be Annihilated

Posted by: Aadisht on: July 16, 2007

When Chetan Bhagat writes a bad book, it is regrettable. It casts all MBAs in a negative light. People with an appreciation for literature- heck, for any good writing- will sneer at us and say ‘Oh, you’re an MBA. Like Chetan Bhagat.’ It’s hard, I tell you. Hard. Still, there are mitigants. At least the [...]

India Today Gets It Backwards

Posted by: Aadisht on: June 20, 2007

India Today has become so pathetic that I don’t even have to read what’s inside the magazine. The cover’s enough to make me puke. From manicures to hair styling, laser surgery and even breast implants, today

Why I Hate Children’s Theatre Groups

Posted by: Aadisht on: April 14, 2007

Because they are pretentious arseholes who take themselves too seriously. Look at this. I ask you, is it possible for anybody to look more earnest and meaningful and yet completely clueless without being a cow? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. What really gets my goat is this: Chilsag In Education. Puke. Puke. Puke. [...]