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More Soviet Russian Advertising

Posted by: Aadisht on: August 7, 2011

In soviet Kanchi, job hunts you!

Massage Parlour Madness

Posted by: Aadisht on: July 1, 2010

In Hyderabad, Commissioner of Police AK Khan has discovered that brothels often advertise themselves as massage parlours because, well, advertising themselves as brothels is illegal. He has swung into action and it is now illegal in Hyderabad for masseurs to massage women, and masseuses to massage men. I really want to know what happens when [...]

Smoking Some Strong Shit

Posted by: Aadisht on: June 30, 2010

Continuing with Commonwealth Games ranting, for all the noise the Delhi Government is making about how it will be a massive tourist event and how there will be a hotel shortage, I’m yet to actually see any news story with evidence for this. In the past six months, Google News has shown me lots of [...]

Candy Shop Jokes Will Not Be Tolerated

Posted by: Aadisht on: March 21, 2010

In its latest attempt to ensure that the Marathi Manoos is provided a fuckall low-skill low-wage job, the MNS is now demanding that Bollywood producers stop using foreigners as backup dancers (or, you know, just sitting around in a nightclub) in song shoots and instead only employ local junior artists. If the producers cave, we [...]

Chaand Sitaare

Posted by: Aadisht on: June 24, 2009

Mayank Austen Soofi performs a service to humanity, and informs us about Prince Kamakhya Singh, who in addition to having a psychic connection with Nicole Kidman, owns the sky and everything in it: “I’m the single owner of the sun rays, the moon rays, the stars that shine in the night, and the entire sky,” [...]

The Chiranjeevi Metric for Success

Posted by: Aadisht on: June 19, 2009

I was reading the April 2008 issue of the Asian Institute of Transport Development’s Journal of Transport and Infrastructure yesterday. Yes, I am that far behind on my reading, and yes I do read journals on transport for fun. It was a special issue on Public-Private Partnerships, and had a paper on Hyderabad’s suburban rail [...]

Microsoft CIBAI

Posted by: Aadisht on: June 3, 2009

Apparently twitterers in Singapore and Malaysia discovered an old project called CIBAI yesterday and started sniggering because cibai is a Hokkien slang term for vagina. Someone from Microsoft then helpfully clarified that CIBAI was an acronym for Class Invariants By Abstract Interpretation, was something one a Microsoft researcher had worked on independently, and that the concidence [...]

Voting for WTFness

Posted by: Aadisht on: April 30, 2009

Although India’s mainstream political parties are WTF enough – banning computerisation, resisting improved diplomatic relations with the US, asking if loyalty to the Gandhi family counts for nothing, and thinking that a Ram temple is India’s greatest preoccupation come to mind – for true, diamond-hard, industrial strength WTF-ness you have to look at the fringe [...]

Vot a Big… Castle!

Posted by: Aadisht on: April 30, 2009

This Dealbreaker story is awesome. Citi has very few profitable divisions right now, and the people who run them are demanding massive bonuses to stay on and ensure that they stay profitable. But after all the outrage over the AIG bonuses, Vikram Pandit is pre-emptively going to Obama to ask for permission. The political palatability [...]

The Joy of Prejudice

Posted by: Aadisht on: April 13, 2009

It is very gratifying to have your irrational prejudices validated. Happily, this has been happening a lot recently. The first of my prejudices to be validated was the one I bore against ghazals. This isn’t anything to do with their Moslem origin. After all, Islam has also brought us excellent things like qawaalis, kebabs, and [...]