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Posts Tagged ‘infant sacrifice

Infant Sacrifice Catches On

Posted by: Aadisht on: August 2, 2008

The Kansa Society’s advocacy of the slaughter and consumption of children is making its way into the mainstream media. This is most pleasing. First, Namy Roy informs me over GTalk that she had recently watched a TV interview of Tom Hanks. When asked how he managed to satisfy the audience all the time, Tom Hanks [...]

Karva Chauth and Kansa

Posted by: Aadisht on: July 8, 2008

Over the past few years, Punjew men (axshully also Kayastha boyfriends of Punjew woomaans) have been fasting on Karva Chauth along with their wives and girlfriends. For some reason this is hailed as a triumph of women’s liberation and feminism. This is bollocks. An equal sharing of foodlessness, dizziness and abstinence can hardly be considered [...]

Lebensraum

Posted by: Aadisht on: December 18, 2007

My flatmate has moved out and I now have the entire flat to myself. This means that I now have an empty bedroom to play with. What exactly to do with this is an interesting problem. A number of alternatives have emerged: My father has suggested supplementing my salary by going into the flesh love hotel [...]

Coase and Kansa

Posted by: Aadisht on: November 22, 2007

On the flight back to Bangalore from Delhi, I was on seat 16D. There was a kid on 16C. There was another kid on 14C. And yet another somewhere around row 20. And they all howled through the flight. Howling kids are always annoying but the problem is even worse on a flight. You can’t [...]

My New NGO

Posted by: Aadisht on: March 16, 2007

I am starting an NGO called the Kansa Society. Its aim is to promote the slaughter of irritating kids. I will be the Chairman Emeritus and Kodhi will be the President. But Jabberwock and Nilu are welcome to join.