Ezekiel on Gog:
In the latter days I will bring you against my land, that the nations may know me, when through you, O Gog, I vindicate my holiness before their eyes. Thus says the Lord GOD: Are you he of whom I spoke in former days by my servants the prophets of Israel, who in those days prophesied for years that I would bring you against them? But on that day, when Gog shall come against the land of Israel, says the Lord GOD, my wrath will be roused.
For in my jealousy and in my blazing wrath I declare, On that day there shall be a great shaking in the land of Israel;the fish of the sea, and the birds of the air, and the beasts of the field, and all creeping things that creep on the ground, and all the men that are upon the face of the earth, shall quake at my presence, and the mountains shall be thrown down, and the cliffs shall fall, and every wall shall tumble to the ground.
I will summon every kind of terror against Gog, says the Lord GOD; every man’s sword will be against his brother. With pestilence and bloodshed I will enter into judgment with him; and I will rain upon him and his hordes and the many peoples that are with him, torrential rains and hailstones, fire and brimstone.
So I will show my greatness and my holiness and make myself known in the eyes of many nations. Then they will know that I am the LORD.
Revelation on Gog:
And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison, And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.
The Koran on Gog:
But when Gog and Magog are let loose and they rush headlong down every height (or advantage). Then will the True Promise draw near.
So it goes. The Old Testament, the New Testament, and the Koran all agree that the coming of Gog will herald the apocalypse and the destruction of all evil by God. They aren’t quite clear on who or what Gog is, but they’re emphatic that Gog is evil and a precursor to God destroying the world and revealing his glory. And they are the word of God so they can’t be wrong.
Which is why we should be very very worried now that Sunsilk Gang of Girls has launched GOG TV. Yes, the prophesy about Gog has traditionally been associated with the Middle Eastern nations ganging up on Israel and triggering nuclear war, but it could as well be about girls colour-shining their hair. The end is definitely nigh when curly hair can be created artificially.