You Know the Mahabharatha?

May 10, 2007

Pandu, right? He couldn’t have sex because he was cursed to die if he did. So presumably he spent the rest of his lie masturbating until he gave into temptation and died.

So why was Dhritrashtra the blind one?


Your Town is Very Famous for the Little Girl

May 9, 2007

At the Steering Column

You know, I might get decent at portraiture after all. Someday.


It Happens Only in India (and Taiwan)

May 9, 2007

Rival lawmakers exchanged punches, climbed on each other’s shoulders and jostled violently for position around the speaker’s dais Tuesday, as Taiwan’s legislature dissolved into chaos over an electoral reform bill…

via Simon World.


The Attack on Autonomy

May 7, 2007

In April 2006, the issue of extending reservations to Other Backward Classes first came to the national consciousness. People have spoken for and against reservations since then with different agendas and different points of view.

The points of view included the usual suspects: the anti-reservationists argued that reservation would compromise academic merit and was merely a vote buying tactic, while pro-reservationists argued that social justice was a goal that far outweighed considerations of merit, or the motivations of the proposal. The debate took unpleasant directions: those who opposed reservations were smeared as defending upper-caste or upper class privilege, while the pro-reservationists had casteist abuse hurled at them. In addition to invective, it also descended into endless arguments over data on which OBCs were truly backward, and whether reserved seats would not simply be captured by powerful castes, while leaving actual backward classes as disempowered as ever.

The descent into madness became almost complete in the past month, with the Supreme Court being attacked for ‘legislating from the bench’, and statements from politicians about two individuals deciding the fate of a billion being undemocratic. (Tangentially, the same politician seems happy to have five hundred odd individuals deciding the fate of the billion others- one wonders what is the number between two and five hundred at which it becomes democratic.)

It is unfortunate that the debate on reservations has shifted so drastically to discussing who is backward and who is not, and who is fit to rule on backwardness and who is not. This continued argument over backwardness distracts from two issues: rights and autonomy- which few commentators have addressed over the past one year – Pratap Bhanu Mehta being one of the few. This is tragic, because these issues are far more fundamental than

Let us consider rights first. The Ninety Third Constitutional Amendment which enabled the extension of reservations has its genesis in the Supreme Court’s 2005 judgment in Inamdar and Others vs. State of Maharashtra and Others. In its judgment, the court upheld the right of private educational institutions to have an admissions policy independent of government control. The Ninety Third Amendment was rushed in to destroy this private right, just as the very first amendment to the constitution was brought in to destroy the right to private property which the Patna High Court upheld in Kameshwar Singh vs. State of Bihar.

For those who are suspicious of government control over private citizens and associations, this is obscene. If a private trust sets up a college, what business of the government is it which students it admits? The trust has no dealings with the government, so what gives the government the right to interfere with the trust’s admissions process?

But the argument is over reservations in IITs and IIMs and AIIMS, which are very much government institutions. Does the government not have a right to set admissions policy in the institutions it owns?

Assuredly. But here is where the other fundamental issue of autonomy comes into play.

The Union government ‘owns’ the IITs and IIMs. It therefore has the right to decide how they will be run, in all aspects. This does not mean that it is sensible for it to do so. It is difficult to accept the assertion that it is better for the admissions policy of IIM Bangalore to be set by Arjun Singh – or any other HRD Minister – than by IIM Bangalore’s own admissions committee. And all demands for government-enforced reservation boil down to this very assertion: that bureaucrats and politicians are more competent than universities themselves to decide what the universities should do. Highlighting the absurdity of this assertion is simple: one simply has to extend the argument. If Parliament is better placed to decide which students to take in than the university itself, it must be better placed to decide what they will eat as well. The menu of IIT Madras’s Mega-Mess must also be set by the HRD Ministry, with 15% reservation for proteins, 7.5% for fats, and 27.5% for carbohydrates.

The undermining of institutional autonomy by the HRD Ministry is dangerous. It creates disincentives for students to enter academia. It prevents universities from experimenting to find admissions policies which could accomplish more for social diversity than the blunt tool of reservations. Most importantly, it prevents new institutions from coming up, and supplying the educational infrastructure that the young people who form India’s ‘demographic dividend’ so desperately need.

But what is even more tragic than the HRD Ministry attempting to bring in reservations is that the anti-reservationists are taking their case to the Supreme Court. The HRD Minister is not the best person to make decisions on the day-to-day affairs of the IITs and IIMs, but neither are the Supreme Court justices.

We seek to overturn bad decisions by one authority by appealing to another authority to reverse them. This reveals flaws in our national character. The drama of the last month is symptomatic of the Indian unconcern for autonomy, and the lack of regard for institutions.

(An edited version of this article appears in this month’s edition of Pragati, the Indian National Interest’s publication)


Thanatophilia

May 7, 2007

Neil Gaiman:

Death… It’s hard not to love her. She loves you, after all.


Signs That Make No Sense But Rock II

May 7, 2007

Space Residents Welfare Association

Hey, I think I know some of the members!


Eurocentricism is Dead

May 6, 2007

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is being remade as a live action martial arts movie.

Okay, anybody remember this one particular Time-Life encyclopaedia set for kids? It had ten volumes out of which one was nothing but stories and all the stories were European folktales. Nothing from Native American myth, or Indian myth, or Persian myth, or any other myth. Everything was about billy goats and trolls and Black Forest witches and whatnot.

And now the European folktales are being given a Chinese spin to keep them fresh. I love it.


She’s Like So Whatever

May 5, 2007

I swear, this is the most awesome line in the history of manufactured pop music ever. I first heard the song on Radio Indigo at the gym a week ago, but didn’t pay attention to anything except the chorus.

But this week, I heard the song again on my car stereo. And there the line was in it’s full glory:

She’s like so whatever

I was awestruck. I wasn’t even sure I had heard it correctly. But, no, it came up a verse later and there it was in it’s full glory:

She’s like so whatever

After a line like that – where 75% of the words have no actual meaning- even

Hell yeah, I’m the motherfucking princess

fails to startle.

But what really took the cake was when Rohit Barker announced at the end of the song that the song was by Avril Lavigne. Cut to dialogue between two inner voices.

Inner Voice 1: You expect meaningful lyrics from someone who wrote stuff like ‘He was a sk8er boi, she said see ya later boi‘?

Inner Voice 2: That is different. That is a form of genre writing about a minority group and it can use the jargon and pidgin which that group uses. Skaters are a self-selecting group and have created their own subculture. You are perfectly entitled to create your own dialect if you have done something to earn it like cracking JEE and getting into IITM, or jumping over cars or whatever it is that skaters do. Teenage slang is not the same because all you have to do to be a teenager is be born at the right time. Besides, wasn’t this woman supposed to personify rebellion against teenage vacuousness as exemplified by Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson?

Inner Voice 2 was apparently not alone in its thinking. Head over to the video’s YouTube page, and you’ll discover a whole lot of incensed comments about how Avril Lavigne has sold out and betrayed emo or punk (or whatever people thought she was).

This is basically the story of the safari suit being played out in the present day. A brand or product originally has a niche following. The owners then reposition it to the mass market, and end up pissing off the original niche market, who promptly stop buying it. For the safari suit, the original niche was elite IAS officers, who switched to western formalwear once the safari lost its cachet and was being worn by everyone from Gujju traders to auto drivers. For Avril Lavigne, the original niche market of teen punks (or should that be punk teens) is dropping her like a hot potato now that she is being pushed to the teenyboppers (to give you an idea of how bad the situation is, in Crossword the album is being sold with a Garnier hair highlighting kit).

But on the upside, I now have a new killer retort. From now on, if I disagree with something I will just say ‘That’s like so whatever.’

(Safari Suit fundaes courtesy The Flower of TamBrahm Womanhood)


Everything Happens For a Reason

May 5, 2007

And that reason is the Nehru dynasty.

It then seeks to assign the same reason to the fame achieved by top musicians — Amjad Khan (Sarod), Zakir Hussain (Tabla) and Bismillah Khan (Shehnai) besides cricketers — Nawab of Pataudi, Syed Kirmani, Azaruddin, Zaheer Khan, Irfan Pathan, Mohammad Kaif, Munaf Patel, Wasim Jafar , as well as tennis star Sania Mirza.

Meanwhile, Ravikiran writes in over email:

If any party made three demands
1) Control inflation
2) Oppose FDI in retail
3) Get higher prices for farmers…
Would anyone notice that they are mutually incompatible?

They are mutually incompatible for ordinary parties. But the Congress is no ordinary party. It is led by Sonia. And Sonia is not just any woman. She is the living incarnation of Guan Yin, the goddess of Compassion. Her compassion will resolve all paradoxes. It will ensure that the small farmer and the small retailer work in harmony and provide small prices to the small consumer.

If you don’t believe this, it only shows how heartless you are. But the Guan Yin will have compassion even for you.


Dowry – Finis

May 5, 2007

Time to wrap up the hugely procrastinated dowry series.

I’ve defended dowry as a good and useful financial tool. The main argument against this (pointed out by Ritwik) is that dowry is still indefensible- especially because in UP and Bihar dowry will not be used by entrepreneurial sons-in-law as capital and it will drive girls’ parents into bankruptcy.

My instinctive response to this would be: ‘So? There are so many cases in which dowry is used as enterprise capital and doesn’t ruin the girl’s family? Why should those families be classified as criminals?’

The problem with the instinctive response is that I have no real numbers on how many families take dowry and don’t ruin their in-laws. So it’s all mute conjecture. I would love it if there was data, but for now I’ll have to stick to theorising.

Ritwik also points out that while harassment and dowry deaths can be dealt with under existing laws, having a specific anti-dowry law and a special anti-dowry cell empowers people to go and complain about harassment and be more effective.

I think this point is arbit. If laws on murder and extortion are ineffective, that’s an argument for reforming the police and courts, not to throw in a new law specifically on dowry. Also, criminalising dowry gives a weapon to girls’ families when a marriage turns acrimonious, even if no dowry was involved or dowry was given willingly. (My own family has been a victim of this, so perhaps I am losing some objectivity here.)

One final point, on defining dowry and whether it is a voluntary transfer of wealth or not.

Consider the following examples:

  1. The father-in-law hands over a suitcase of currency notes to the son-in-law.
  2. The father-in-law creates a huge fixed deposit in the name of the son-in-law.
  3. The father-in-law creates a huge fixed deposit in the name of the daughter.
  4. The father-in-law creates a huge fixed deposit jointly in the name of the daughter and son-in-law.
  5. The son-in-law starts a trading business. The father-in-law becomes a partner.
  6. The son-in-law starts a trading business. The daughter is the legal sole propreitrix on paper though her husband is running everything. The capital comes from the father-in-law.
  7. The son-in-law starts a trading business. He is the sole propreitor. The propreitorship’s balance sheet shows that the equity is all his, but that a major source of funds is unsecured loans from his brother-in-law.
  8. The son-in-law starts a trading business. He is the sole propreitor. He goes to a bank and gets a loan for the business. As collateral he offers a residential property registered in the name of his wife. The property was actually paid for by the father-in-law.

Okay, which of these is dowry? To complicate matters further, will 5-8 be dowry depending on when the son-in-law starts the business? Before the marriage? Immediately after? Ten years in?

The point I’m trying to make is that it’s not the financial transaction which is worrisome. It’s the control or the lack of control which the wife has over how the wealth is utilised that is the bigger problem. In an ideal world, the wife would have absolute control over a fixed deposit or real estate in her name. Her husband would not even know about it. In the real world, the husband will know, will manage the property, and will borrow against it and get away with just telling the wife to sign at the relevant spots.  That is not going to be cured by banning dowry, but by creating a society where women are encouraged to manage their own assets. That’s a long and painful process but it has the advantage of working.

This is the last post. Comment away!