{"id":178,"date":"2006-05-18T12:24:39","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T06:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2006\/05\/18\/how-to-get-linked-by-india-uncut\/"},"modified":"2006-05-18T12:24:39","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T06:54:39","slug":"how-to-get-linked-by-india-uncut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2006\/05\/18\/how-to-get-linked-by-india-uncut\/","title":{"rendered":"How to get linked by India Uncut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Writing quality stuff won&#8217;t cut it. There&#8217;s already so much good stuff around, there&#8217;s no guarantee your stuff will be the one linked too. No, to get an Uncutlanche you must appeal to Amit Varma&#8217;s baser instincts. As I do below.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--> <a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/aadisht\/143412460\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"55\" alt=\"Cow Panorama\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/48\/143412460_013a3a6347.jpg?resize=450%2C55\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In Singapore, there are no real cows, presumably on the grounds that they are too unhygenic (this, after all, is a country where they shoot all the birds to solve the problem of guano on car windshields). But you still need cows. So they put plastic cows in the parks.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/aadisht\/143412277\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" alt=\"A Purple Cow\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/37\/143412277_141060e9b1.jpg?resize=450%2C338\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And joy of joys, one of these is the hitherto mythical <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Purple_cow\">Purple Cow<\/a>. Well, at least it is pink with purple spots. Purple starbursts actually. But the principle holds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writing quality stuff won&#8217;t cut it. There&#8217;s already so much good stuff around, there&#8217;s no guarantee your stuff will be the one linked too. No, to get an Uncutlanche you must appeal to Amit Varma&#8217;s baser instincts. As I do below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs-and-blogging","category-humour"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-2S","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}