{"id":234,"date":"2007-01-11T15:55:31","date_gmt":"2007-01-11T10:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2007\/01\/11\/old-memes-never-die\/"},"modified":"2007-01-11T15:55:31","modified_gmt":"2007-01-11T10:25:31","slug":"old-memes-never-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2007\/01\/11\/old-memes-never-die\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Memes Never Die"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m bringing back Kingsley’s ‘Today I clipped my toenails<\/a>‘ meme. Stochastica’s blogger meets are fun, but the toenail clippings are funner.<\/p>\n

Amit<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Kind Friend informed me today that my toenails were too long. I clipped them between bouts of blogging, and they’re now down to normal size. Stupendous delight explodes unabashedly.
\nI’m a huge fan of toenail clippers, by and by. But if I were a cow I wouldn’t have toenails to clip.<\/p>\n

Krish<\/a>:<\/p>\n

I cut my toenails today. I am sure that all rightwing trolls and dumbheads will now go crying Mama Krish has cut his toenails. But free market fundamentalists can’t understand why to cut toenails. I won’t waste time bothering to answer to their bullshit that why I cut them. They are too dumb to understand and thatz it. Therez no point replying to them. I don’t know why they call themselves educated.<\/p>\n

Nilu<\/a>:<\/p>\n

My toenails are dead.<\/p>\n

Nitin Pai<\/a>:<\/p>\n

General Musharaff’s latest statement on being willing to cut down on toenails needs to be viewed with caution. A strategic reduction in toenail clippers will work to India’s advantage, but Pakistan has not yet earned enough trust to take the General at face value. As this blog has often pointed out, the increasing length of toenails is another reason why Manmohan Singh should resign.<\/p>\n

Falstaff<\/a>:<\/p>\n

I cut my toenails today. [1]<\/p>\n

[1] I used a toenail clipper.<\/p>\n

Beatzo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Just got back from a quiz I’d conducted at IIT Kharagpur to discover that the original Frank Quitely and DeMatteis toenail clippings I ordered on eBay finally arrived today, after nine months in which I had forgotten that I’d spent $6320 on them. I had downloaded scans of the clippings earlier and after that I just had to buy the originals. I’ve uploaded these to toenailclippingfans.<\/p>\n

davenchit<\/a>:<\/p>\n

My toenails had grown too long. Invoking the name of Temujin, I cut them all off. With a battleaxe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m bringing back Kingsley’s ‘Today I clipped my toenails‘ meme. Stochastica’s blogger meets are fun, but the toenail clippings are funner. Amit: Kind Friend informed me today that my toenails were too long. I clipped them between bouts of blogging, and they’re now down to normal size. Stupendous delight explodes unabashedly. I’m a huge fan […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs-and-blogging","category-humour"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-3M","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}