{"id":286,"date":"2007-03-19T23:10:42","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T17:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2007\/03\/19\/must-stop-head-from-exploding\/"},"modified":"2007-03-19T23:10:42","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T17:40:42","slug":"must-stop-head-from-exploding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2007\/03\/19\/must-stop-head-from-exploding\/","title":{"rendered":"Must Stop Head From Exploding"},"content":{"rendered":"

When it comes to choosing between brands, I have two rules:<\/p>\n

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  1. Never buy anything made by an Indian state-owned enterprise (on a global scale, I make exceptions for Tsingtao and Absolut)<\/li>\n
  2. Always buy anything endorsed by Preity Zinta<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    So when Preity Zinta starts plugging for BSNL<\/a>, you can understand my dilemma [video link here<\/a>]. Clearly, one rule or the other will have to be violated to resolve this dilemma and preserve my sanity. And considering I am a diehard Airtel loyalist, it will have to be Rule 2.<\/p>\n

    So Preity is out. I shall probably replace her with Vidya Balan, even if certain philistines think she doesn’t have enough facial expressions<\/a>. To which I respond: the ones she does have are so nice. Is this chap looking for quantity or quality?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    When it comes to choosing between brands, I have two rules: Never buy anything made by an Indian state-owned enterprise (on a global scale, I make exceptions for Tsingtao and Absolut) Always buy anything endorsed by Preity Zinta So when Preity Zinta starts plugging for BSNL, you can understand my dilemma [video link here]. Clearly, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes","category-books-movies-and-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-4C","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}