{"id":336,"date":"2007-05-27T21:21:38","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T15:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2007\/05\/27\/aastha\/"},"modified":"2007-05-27T21:21:38","modified_gmt":"2007-05-27T15:51:38","slug":"aastha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2007\/05\/27\/aastha\/","title":{"rendered":"Aastha"},"content":{"rendered":"

Conversation with Pushy<\/a> this weekend led to the two following significant discoveries:<\/p>\n

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  1. It would probably suck to be married to a girl called Aastha. It would remind you too much of the religious channel<\/a>. Every time you decided to puts with her, you would have mental images of Baba Ramdev preaching restraint and abstinence<\/a>. Death wonly.<\/li>\n
  2. The wife of an HLL Area Sales Manager who wants to put an extramarital affair is in a very good position. The ASM will be off touring his territory Monday to Friday, which will give the wife free rein to boink whomever else she wants. Pushy pointed out that the ASM is also able to have extramarital affairs, but the wife still has an edge. The ASM can only have multiple affairs. The wife can choose to have multiple affairs or<\/em> a single affair, a luxury unavailable to the ASM who will be in Kakinada on Monday night, Yanam on Tuesday night, Vizag on Wednesday, and so on.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Conversation with Pushy this weekend led to the two following significant discoveries: It would probably suck to be married to a girl called Aastha. It would remind you too much of the religious channel. Every time you decided to puts with her, you would have mental images of Baba Ramdev preaching restraint and abstinence. Death […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7AOU2-aastha","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}