{"id":392,"date":"2007-09-12T19:13:42","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T13:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2007\/09\/12\/how-to-curl-hair\/"},"modified":"2007-09-12T19:13:42","modified_gmt":"2007-09-12T13:43:42","slug":"how-to-curl-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/12\/how-to-curl-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Curl Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are many crucial problems we face in this world. Pomeranians. The CPI(M). Jain continental cuisine. The Fed rate. But looming above all these is one critical, mother-of-all-problems problem: the scarcity of curly haired girls.<\/p>\n

For all these problems there are solutions. But they are difficult<\/em> solutions. Predicting the Fed rate will stop being a problem if we get rid of the Fed, and central banks altogether. Garlic-free lasagna can be wiped out if we conduct a Jainocide. How to rid the world of Pomeranians and the CPI(M) is something that lies outside my imagination, but there is surely a solution here as well.<\/p>\n

But in his infinite compassion, the Jagadguru has ensured that the most difficult problem has the simplest solution. And He has spoken through His prophetess, Allison Barrows:<\/p>\n

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The simplicity and elegance of the solution is astounding. Bring out a well-muscled swimmer, and girls’ hair will curl automatically! Thus the aesthetic level of the universe shall rise, and the Jagadguru will be exalted.<\/p>\n

Masabi<\/a>, it’s time for you to take off the yellow T-shirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There are many crucial problems we face in this world. Pomeranians. The CPI(M). Jain continental cuisine. The Fed rate. But looming above all these is one critical, mother-of-all-problems problem: the scarcity of curly haired girls. For all these problems there are solutions. But they are difficult solutions. Predicting the Fed rate will stop being a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-6k","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}