{"id":406,"date":"2007-09-25T13:07:29","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T07:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2007\/09\/25\/preempting-the-slimes\/"},"modified":"2007-09-25T13:07:29","modified_gmt":"2007-09-25T07:37:29","slug":"preempting-the-slimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/25\/preempting-the-slimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Preempting the Slimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kodhi messages in:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If Vodafone does a lot of outdoor advertising, can we say that it is painting the town red?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Times of India will catch on to this as soon as it&#8217;s done masturbating over the Twenty20 win, and it will <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2007\/09\/03\/minimum-standards-of-wordplay\/\">cease to be funny<\/a>. But while that window of TOI-less opportunity exists, let\u00a0the funda\u00a0be posted here in all its glory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kodhi messages in: If Vodafone does a lot of outdoor advertising, can we say that it is painting the town red? The Times of India will catch on to this as soon as it&#8217;s done masturbating over the Twenty20 win, and it will cease to be funny. But while that window of TOI-less opportunity exists, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pjs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-6y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}