{"id":499,"date":"2008-03-01T23:45:48","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T18:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2008\/03\/01\/another-reason-my-girlfriend-is-brilliant\/"},"modified":"2008-03-01T23:45:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T18:15:48","slug":"another-reason-my-girlfriend-is-brilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2008\/03\/01\/another-reason-my-girlfriend-is-brilliant\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Reason My Girlfriend is Brilliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She takes photographs of Batman buggering Two-face while Penguin looks on with sadistic relish:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/aadisht\/2301918115\/\" title=\"Batsex by aadishtk, on Flickr\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2371\/2301918115_3471727110.jpg?resize=450%2C338\" alt=\"Batsex\" height=\"338\" width=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Note the strategic positioning of the jar of Vaseline. Also, Batman is so brutal that the Royal College of Surgeons of Edinburgh will have to be called in once he&#8217;s done.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not too sure about the significance of <em>If God Was a Banker<\/em> being there in the background.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She takes photographs of Batman buggering Two-face while Penguin looks on with sadistic relish: Note the strategic positioning of the jar of Vaseline. Also, Batman is so brutal that the Royal College of Surgeons of Edinburgh will have to be called in once he&#8217;s done. I&#8217;m not too sure about the significance of If God [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,7,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes","category-books-movies-and-music","category-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-83","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}