{"id":526,"date":"2008-06-16T11:14:53","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T05:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/?p=507"},"modified":"2008-06-16T11:14:53","modified_gmt":"2008-06-16T05:44:53","slug":"kunal-kohli-and-the-missing-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2008\/06\/16\/kunal-kohli-and-the-missing-umbrella\/","title":{"rendered":"Kunal Kohli and the Missing Umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kunal Kohli must be struck down upon with great vengeance.<\/p>\n<p>Not because <em>Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic<\/em> mixes Hindi, Urdu <em>and<\/em> English words into the title. I actually approve of that.<\/p>\n<p>Not because it&#8217;s a ripoff of <em>Mary Poppins<\/em>. After all, you can&#8217;t expect better from a man who&#8217;s already ripped off <em>When Harry Met Sally<\/em> and <em>The Truth About Cats and Dogs<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Not even because the sardar kid in the movie looks like an aspiring suicide bomber in the posters. Yes, looking at his surly gaze can put you off lunch, but I suppose it&#8217;s not really his fault or even Kohli&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>No, the reason Kunal Kohli must be viciously and brutally attacked is that in the process of ripping of <em>Mary Poppins<\/em>, he has replaced the nanny&#8217;s magic umbrella with a magic bicycle. This is nothing but a slap in the face of the good, decent, lower to middle-middle class folks in Mumbai for whom an umbrella is their only defence in the monsoons &#8211; unlike poncy git filmmakers with chauffeur driven cars.<\/p>\n<p>A violent assault on Kunal Kohli represents the highest form of class warfare. To the barricades, comrades!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kunal Kohli must be struck down upon with great vengeance. Not because Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic mixes Hindi, Urdu and English words into the title. I actually approve of that. Not because it&#8217;s a ripoff of Mary Poppins. After all, you can&#8217;t expect better from a man who&#8217;s already ripped off When Harry Met Sally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[283,315,332,463,477,804,1213,1372,1464,1478,1813,1914,2249,2305,2463],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes","category-books-movies-and-music","tag-bicycle","tag-bombay","tag-boris-bhartriraj-pandey","tag-chopratrash","tag-class-warfare","tag-first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes","tag-kunal-kohli","tag-mary-poppins","tag-monsoon","tag-mumbai","tag-rani-mukherjee","tag-saif-ali-khan","tag-thoda-pyaar-thoda-magic","tag-umbrella","tag-yash-raj-films"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-8u","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}