{"id":779,"date":"2009-05-29T11:48:59","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T06:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wokay.in\/?p=779"},"modified":"2009-05-29T11:48:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-29T06:18:59","slug":"more-sinister-ducks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2009\/05\/29\/more-sinister-ducks\/","title":{"rendered":"More Sinister Ducks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merchantsofdrama.blogspot.com\/\">most excellent PeeGeeKay<\/a> sent me the link to youtube videos of <a href=\"http:\/\/garfunkelandoates.com\/\">Garfunkel and Oates<\/a>. Including this one about sex with ducks:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EXPcBI4CJc8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We already know that ducks are <a href=\"http:\/\/bluelullaby.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/these-ducks-are-they-left-wing.html\">sinister fascists<\/a>. They also <a href=\"http:\/\/wokay.in\/2006\/04\/08\/the-futility-of-regulation\/\">break the law<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/wokay.in\/2007\/06\/19\/the-criminal-underclass-of-the-avian-world\/\">rape and pillage<\/a>. And new evidence has emerged that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rolcats.com\/2009\/03\/30\/coryphaeus-science\/\">they acted as Stalinist enforcers<\/a>. Indeed, it was a shared loathing for these scum from the pond that brought me and the <a href=\"http:\/\/bluelullaby.blogspot.com\">darling girlfriend<\/a> together.<\/p>\n<p>Garfunkel and Oates have also pointed out that pregnant women are smug:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tJRzBpFjJS8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>In some cases the smugness lasts well beyond the pregnancy, and thus we have the Mad Momma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most excellent PeeGeeKay sent me the link to youtube videos of Garfunkel and Oates. Including this one about sex with ducks: \u00a0 We already know that ducks are sinister fascists. They also break the law, and rape and pillage. And new evidence has emerged that they acted as Stalinist enforcers. Indeed, it was a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,20],"tags":[610,702,860,1455,1628,1639,1659,1719,1742,1990,2002,2040,2055,2230],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes","category-links","tag-darling-girlfriend","tag-ducks","tag-gay-marriage","tag-mommybloggers","tag-pat-robertson","tag-peegeekay","tag-pgk","tag-pregnancy","tag-prop8","tag-self-righteous","tag-sex-with-ducks","tag-sinister-ducks","tag-smug","tag-the-mad-momma"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-cz","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}