{"id":84,"date":"2003-12-10T11:51:13","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T06:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/?p=555"},"modified":"2003-12-10T11:51:13","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T06:21:13","slug":"chaos-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2003\/12\/10\/chaos-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Chaos Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><i>What I&#8217;m driving at is that Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I&#8217;m all for it.<\/i>&#8211; PG Wodehouse<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While this Fillet is late, better late than never, as the poet said. I forget which poet, but I&#8217;m sure a poet did say it. Right. Let&#8217;s get the extraneous bits out of the way.<\/p>\n<p>About three weeks ago, Business Today held the all-India inter B-school competitive festival, Acumen 2003. Loyola Institute of Business Administration, Chennai was the B-school that won the business quiz.<\/p>\n<p>One of the two guys on the LIBA team was my senior from school, Anahat. Hence the PG Wodehouse quote about chumps at the beginning of this post.<\/p>\n<p>You see, Anahat is- or at any rate, was- a chump. In all kindness, one cannot call him anything else. While one can certainly appreciate his chumpitude and even enjoy it, one cannot deny it. After all, this is a guy whose previous claim to fame was running naked through Vasant Vihar with Joytan. Oh, and while he was involved in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wokay.in\/2003\/10\/25\/juvenile-dramatics\/\">juvenile dramatics<\/a> as the assistant director of the Class 9 play- <i>The Importance of Being Earnest<\/i>, starring Zubin and Sahil, he used to freak Zubin out by eating the plastic tubing in the auditorium chairs. Once the play was over, he would just eat Zubin&#8217;s ham sandwiches, which would annoy Zubin even more. Oh, and he once scored zero in a computer quiz, but had the whole auditorium in splits by replying &#8220;The EE stands for Exterminate Everybody, the rest is just a terminating character.&#8221; when asked &#8220;What is the significance of the phrase EEC369 in the game Quake?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>You get my point. There was never a dull moment around Anahat. He would do fun, invigorating things. But, nevertheless, the things a chump would do.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why Anahat&#8217;s recent accomplishment is so astounding. I mean, here is a confirmed chump going off and winning a national quiz. And he&#8217;s cleaned up, he has- the first prize is a full scholarship to Summer School at Middlesex.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I mention this? Because it suddenly makes the PG Wodehouse quote at the top so much more relevant. And I approve of real life resembling a Wodehouse book, because that means a happy ending for everyone.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s all I have to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I&#8217;m driving at is that Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I&#8217;m all for it.&#8211; PG Wodehouse While this Fillet is late, better late than never, as the poet said. I forget which poet, but I&#8217;m sure a poet did say it. Right. 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