{"id":944,"date":"2010-03-02T00:21:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T18:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wokay.in\/2010\/03\/02\/selfish-genes-and-shafting-shareholders\/"},"modified":"2010-03-02T00:21:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T18:51:22","slug":"selfish-genes-and-shafting-shareholders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/02\/selfish-genes-and-shafting-shareholders\/","title":{"rendered":"Selfish Genes and Shafting Shareholders"},"content":{"rendered":"

Has anybody made the connection between genes and the principal-agent problem? Richard Dawkins wrote a whole book about how we are but machines to reproduce genes, and in Genome<\/em>, Matt Ridley quotes Bill Hamilton saying that the genome is like \u201ca company boardroom\u201d. But I haven\u2019t ever seen the analogy being made explicit, so I\u2019ll go ahead and do it right now.<\/p>\n

The way to think of your genes is as principals, and yourself as the agent. Their objective is to make copies of themselves. To accomplish this, they create you as a vehicle to make more of themselves. So far, the analogy is genes=shareholders, you=management, and genes increasing their presence=return on investment.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s missing? Incentive alignment! In the corporate world, this is done through executive compensation, and will theoretically work best with stock options. How do our genes make sure that we\u2019re keen and eager to achieve their objectives? A whole bunch of things that make the process of gene propagation enjoyable \u2013 making sex fun, making babies look cute, so on and so forth.<\/p>\n

So when Skimpy goes on and on about finding a long-term gene-propagating partner<\/a>, he\u2019s putting the cart before the horse. It is not the end-result of our genes getting propagated, but the actions we take to do so that make us happy1<\/sup>. The purpose of sex is not to have babies, but to have orgasms2<\/sup>. So when you have the orgasms without the babies, you get to act like the CEOs who give themselves executive jets while shafting the shareholders and driving down the share price. It\u2019s an awesome life.<\/p>\n

You might feel a sense of responsibility, and be tempted to propagate your genes keeping in mind all that they have done for you. Resist the temptation! Whatever they have done is for their selfish ends. The fact is, your genes are bastards. They don\u2019t care about you. Some of them are actively trying to make you suffer a painful and agonising death. Yet others are trying to make other<\/em> people suffer painful and agonising deaths, and as such are responsible for the ills of society. So if the selfish little buggers are too stupid to align incentives properly and they make it possible for you to get the benefits without delivering results \u2013 for example, by having sex with contraceptives, cooing over other peoples babies, or even puppies instead of babies \u2013 then they\u2019re only getting what they deserve. Go ahead and behave like a 1980s American conglomerate vice-president \u2013 you know you want to.<\/p>\n

1<\/sup>: This is remarkably Bhagavad-Gita-ish. Honestly, you could see the Bhagavad Gita too as an exploration of the principal-agent problem, with Krishna as the principal and Arjun as the agent. After trying to align incentives for seventeen chapters, Krishna finally reveals his vishwaroopam and tells Arjun clearly who the principal is, who the agent is, what the objective is, and that Arjun had better get cracking. You know, I should get down to reading Gurcharan Das\u2019s The Difficulty of Being Good<\/em>.<\/p>\n

2<\/sup>: Or as Laurensolivius<\/a> would put it: \u201cOrgasms! Orgasms! We want orgasms!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Has anybody made the connection between genes and the principal-agent problem? Richard Dawkins wrote a whole book about how we are but machines to reproduce genes, and in Genome, Matt Ridley quotes Bill Hamilton saying that the genome is like \u201ca company boardroom\u201d. But I haven\u2019t ever seen the analogy being made explicit, so I\u2019ll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[122,169,271,288,551,567,757,758,925,1208,1253,1254,1307,1378,1591,1592,1867,1991,2001,2043,2117,2198,2386,2407],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbit-fundaes","tag-aligning-incentives","tag-arjuna","tag-bhagavad-gita","tag-bill-hamilton","tag-contraception","tag-cosmic-form","tag-executive-compensation","tag-executive-jet","tag-gurcharan-das","tag-krishna","tag-laurence-olivier","tag-laurensolivius","tag-long-term-gene-propagating-partner","tag-matt-ridley","tag-orgasms","tag-orgies","tag-richard-dawkins","tag-selfish-gene","tag-sex","tag-skimpy","tag-stock-options","tag-teldar-paper","tag-vishwaroopam","tag-we-want-orgies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AOU2-fe","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}