{"id":946,"date":"2010-03-21T20:18:06","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T14:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wokay.in\/2010\/03\/21\/candy-shop-jokes-will-not-be-tolerated\/"},"modified":"2010-03-21T20:18:06","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T14:48:06","slug":"candy-shop-jokes-will-not-be-tolerated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aadisht.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/21\/candy-shop-jokes-will-not-be-tolerated\/","title":{"rendered":"Candy Shop Jokes Will Not Be Tolerated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In its latest attempt to ensure that the Marathi Manoos is provided a fuckall low-skill low-wage job, the MNS is now demanding that Bollywood producers stop using foreigners as backup dancers (or, you know, just sitting around in a nightclub) in song shoots and instead only employ local junior artists. If the producers cave, we will probably see a return to the days of the 80s or early 90s. It will be glorious, as the video below shoes:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XQHrmHHi9rw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Of far more interest was Rakhi Sawant\u2019s reaction. <a href=\"http:\/\/indianewz.com\/entertainment\/white-girls-are-like-lollipops-that-only-last-for-two-days-rakhi-sawant\/\">She said that white girls are like lollipops that last only two days<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The mind boggles. I\u2019ve never had a lollipop last more than ten minutes. Even in the glamorous west, lollipops have never gone beyond all-day suckers (which, as William pointed out, did not actually last all day). Where on earth does Rakhi Sawant buy her confectionery?<\/p>\n<p>The whole affair forms one of the bizarre circular connects that eventually lead up to APJ Abdul Kalam that Pune Quizzing is so fond of. That is;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rakhi Sawant was once assaulted by bhangrapop singer Mika\u2026<\/li>\n<li>who shares his name with Freddy Mercury soundalike Mika\u2026<\/li>\n<li>who has performed a song called <em>Lollipop<\/em>\u2026<\/li>\n<li>which is something that Rakhi Sawant has compared foreign girls to\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Foreign Girls are also cheerleaders in IPL Twenty20\u2026<\/li>\n<li>2020 is the date for APJ Abdul Kalam\u2019s vision<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The whole affair is bewildering, but on the plus side, it\u2019s left me with Mika\u2019s <em>Lollipop<\/em> stuck in my head. I might as well pass it on. Enjoy:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6md5RSnVUuo&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In its latest attempt to ensure that the Marathi Manoos is provided a fuckall low-skill low-wage job, the MNS is now demanding that Bollywood producers stop using foreigners as backup dancers (or, you know, just sitting around in a nightclub) in song shoots and instead only employ local junior artists. 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