Writing quality stuff won’t cut it. There’s already so much good stuff around, there’s no guarantee your stuff will be the one linked too. No, to get an Uncutlanche you must appeal to Amit Varma’s baser instincts. As I do below.
In Singapore, there are no real cows, presumably on the grounds that they are too unhygenic (this, after all, is a country where they shoot all the birds to solve the problem of guano on car windshields). But you still need cows. So they put plastic cows in the parks.
And joy of joys, one of these is the hitherto mythical Purple Cow. Well, at least it is pink with purple spots. Purple starbursts actually. But the principle holds.