I am shocked, shocked, to learn that criminals and anti-social elements have been buying SIM cards with forged documents in Haryana.
Those naughty criminals! How dare they! Don’t they know that they are supposed to provide their correct identity details so that the authorities can track them down? If they pretend to be honest people like us, the whole scheme is useless. All the effort we put into getting passport photos and photocopies of identity documents will go waste.