Everything Happens For a Reason

And that reason is the Nehru dynasty.

It then seeks to assign the same reason to the fame achieved by top musicians — Amjad Khan (Sarod), Zakir Hussain (Tabla) and Bismillah Khan (Shehnai) besides cricketers — Nawab of Pataudi, Syed Kirmani, Azaruddin, Zaheer Khan, Irfan Pathan, Mohammad Kaif, Munaf Patel, Wasim Jafar , as well as tennis star Sania Mirza.

Meanwhile, Ravikiran writes in over email:

If any party made three demands
1) Control inflation
2) Oppose FDI in retail
3) Get higher prices for farmers…
Would anyone notice that they are mutually incompatible?

They are mutually incompatible for ordinary parties. But the Congress is no ordinary party. It is led by Sonia. And Sonia is not just any woman. She is the living incarnation of Guan Yin, the goddess of Compassion. Her compassion will resolve all paradoxes. It will ensure that the small farmer and the small retailer work in harmony and provide small prices to the small consumer.

If you don’t believe this, it only shows how heartless you are. But the Guan Yin will have compassion even for you.

Leave a Reply