Homo (of Homo Fighter, Fighter Homo fame) is currently working as a wage slave for the Slimes of India. Which, considering the stuff it splashes all over its webpage (and print pages), has a rather bizarre firewall policy. As shown by the GTalk excerpt below:
Homo: so what have you done so far to help out a person in dire need?
11:40 AM me: Nothing. I am a heartless bastard who kicks kittens
11:41 AM Homo: very well, but remember that god will one day punish you for your sins, disbelieving blasphemist
11:43 AM and, oh, i realised last week that three weeks is all it’ll take for me to lose my nickname.
11:44 AM me: And why is that?
11:45 AM Homo: courtesy pastor ted haggart.
11:46 AM me: ??
Homo: who sleeps with gay hookers for three years, doped on meth, and then goes in for three weeks of rehab and therapy before proclaiming to the world, “I’m heterosexual now!”
oh you haven’t heard of him? fun story
me: Whatta guy
11:47 AM But your nickname is eternal and independent of sexual orientation
Homo: i’d google it, but my office bans any mention of “sex” in the link, so my search on google news for “ted haggart” +heterosexual will be blocked.
me: Let me get this straight
11:48 AM The Times Of India office bans any searches on sex?
Bwahahhahahahahahahhahahahah!
Homo: yes.
ultimate irony, innit?
me: I am so blogging this
Homo: i’d blog about it, but, ah well, i work for them.
sure!
(In case your firewall isn’t as restrictive, and you do go Googling, it’s Ted Haggard and not Haggart. Here’s the wiki article)