This couple came in. The girl was a cutie. Curly hair, pierced nose (and alas, black nailpolish, but that can be forgiven), and whole-wheat bread coloured skin.
But the guy looked as floyd as it gets. Baseball cap, pierced underlip, four ear piercings, and a very badly drawn tattoo down his left arm.
I think his funda in life was to ensure that people stared at him rather than at his girlfriend.
and the irony of life is that only such machas end up with all the chicas.