There are many crucial problems we face in this world. Pomeranians. The CPI(M). Jain continental cuisine. The Fed rate. But looming above all these is one critical, mother-of-all-problems problem: the scarcity of curly haired girls.
For all these problems there are solutions. But they are difficult solutions. Predicting the Fed rate will stop being a problem if we get rid of the Fed, and central banks altogether. Garlic-free lasagna can be wiped out if we conduct a Jainocide. How to rid the world of Pomeranians and the CPI(M) is something that lies outside my imagination, but there is surely a solution here as well.
But in his infinite compassion, the Jagadguru has ensured that the most difficult problem has the simplest solution. And He has spoken through His prophetess, Allison Barrows:
The simplicity and elegance of the solution is astounding. Bring out a well-muscled swimmer, and girls’ hair will curl automatically! Thus the aesthetic level of the universe shall rise, and the Jagadguru will be exalted.
Masabi, it’s time for you to take off the yellow T-shirt.
I worry that a drastic rise in the number of curly haired women worldwide will further reduce my own value. 🙁
*twirls that shirt like Ganguly 2002, and women come to him like in a Sinfest webcomic*
“Bring out a well-muscled swimmer, and girls’ hair will curl automatically!”
And not toes? Damn. I’m such a freak.
Who cares about the toes?
We do, good sire:)
have you ever heard of shrinkage?