Kunal Kohli and the Missing Umbrella

Kunal Kohli must be struck down upon with great vengeance.

Not because Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic mixes Hindi, Urdu and English words into the title. I actually approve of that.

Not because it’s a ripoff of Mary Poppins. After all, you can’t expect better from a man who’s already ripped off When Harry Met Sally and The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

Not even because the sardar kid in the movie looks like an aspiring suicide bomber in the posters. Yes, looking at his surly gaze can put you off lunch, but I suppose it’s not really his fault or even Kohli’s.

No, the reason Kunal Kohli must be viciously and brutally attacked is that in the process of ripping of Mary Poppins, he has replaced the nanny’s magic umbrella with a magic bicycle. This is nothing but a slap in the face of the good, decent, lower to middle-middle class folks in Mumbai for whom an umbrella is their only defence in the monsoons – unlike poncy git filmmakers with chauffeur driven cars.

A violent assault on Kunal Kohli represents the highest form of class warfare. To the barricades, comrades!

0 Responses to Kunal Kohli and the Missing Umbrella

  1. Kunal says:

    Ramen, brother.

  2. Banjo says:

    I absolutely Agree. Let this be the day when the children who grew up with Mary Poppins unleash their wrath at the missing umbrella. Quick question. Were you invited to a premiere? The movie’s not released yet šŸ˜€

  3. Aadisht says:

    Saw the trailer last night at a Mere Baap Pehle Aap show.

  4. Banjo says:

    I bow to thee. It takes guts to go and watch Om Puri in such state

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