What about Azadi for Punjab?

The brouhaha about independence for Kashmir, with arguments about whether it’s liberal, or sensible strategy, or whatnot has obscured the far more important question of when Punjab will gain independence from the rest of India.

I mean, look at the situation. Greater Punjab (encompassing Indian Punjab, Pakistani Punjab, Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu, Delhi, and Western UP) does all the work. It gets India gold medals at the Olympics. It produces food, Maruti cars, and thermal undergarmaments for the rest of the country. It doesn’t suffer floods, have Mamata Banerjee, or slaughter VHP swamis or Christians. Neither does it have politicans who go about smashing shops and theatres or calling for bandhs. Basically, Greater Punjab does all the heavy lifting while the rest of India freerides. Our manifest destiny is being hijacked by a bunch of wankers from East of Kanpur and south of Bathinda. And frankly I am sick of it.

So it’s time to call for Punjew self-determination. I am sure I will be supported in this by Swami Aiyar, Vir Sanghvi and Arundhati Roy. If not – well, we have the martial races.

0 Responses to What about Azadi for Punjab?

  1. Masabi says:

    “Recently a small number of Rastafarians have moved into Punjab, most of them are found in Khanna.” – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punjab_(India)#Demographics

  2. Dibyo says:

    Dude, I think the tags list is longer than your post – I’m not sure that’s allowed.

  3. Kunal says:

    >>Greater Punjab (encompassing Indian Punjab, Pakistani Punjab, Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu, Delhi, and Western UP)

    Oh, so you mean northern Greater Maharashtra then.

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  5. gaspode says:

    We Dravidians will never bow to the oppression of the Punjabis. We will hit right in the bread basket.

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