Blogging From a Moving Vehicle (Again)

January 31, 2007

Except this time, the vehicle in question is a cruise ship. Joy.

Details to follow.


How to be 133t

January 26, 2007

I am in a taxi on the Pune-Mumbai Expressway.

Amit Varma is sitting in the front seat.

And I am blogging and he isn’t.

Bwahahahahahhahaahaha, as Booster Gold would say.


theothernilu is a Goddess

January 20, 2007

Please to read.


I Am No Match For Realilty

January 20, 2007

It’s just twenty days into 2007, and already the I&B ministry has banned AXN, riots have broken out in Bangalore over Saddam Hussein’s hanging, and people are protesting about perceived racist insults to Shilpa Shetty. Why did I even bother writing this post? It just can’t compare to real life.


Old Memes Never Die

January 11, 2007

I’m bringing back Kingsley’s ‘Today I clipped my toenails‘ meme. Stochastica’s blogger meets are fun, but the toenail clippings are funner.

Amit:

Kind Friend informed me today that my toenails were too long. I clipped them between bouts of blogging, and they’re now down to normal size. Stupendous delight explodes unabashedly.
I’m a huge fan of toenail clippers, by and by. But if I were a cow I wouldn’t have toenails to clip.

Krish:

I cut my toenails today. I am sure that all rightwing trolls and dumbheads will now go crying Mama Krish has cut his toenails. But free market fundamentalists can’t understand why to cut toenails. I won’t waste time bothering to answer to their bullshit that why I cut them. They are too dumb to understand and thatz it. Therez no point replying to them. I don’t know why they call themselves educated.

Nilu:

My toenails are dead.

Nitin Pai:

General Musharaff’s latest statement on being willing to cut down on toenails needs to be viewed with caution. A strategic reduction in toenail clippers will work to India’s advantage, but Pakistan has not yet earned enough trust to take the General at face value. As this blog has often pointed out, the increasing length of toenails is another reason why Manmohan Singh should resign.

Falstaff:

I cut my toenails today. [1]

[1] I used a toenail clipper.

Beatzo:

Just got back from a quiz I’d conducted at IIT Kharagpur to discover that the original Frank Quitely and DeMatteis toenail clippings I ordered on eBay finally arrived today, after nine months in which I had forgotten that I’d spent $6320 on them. I had downloaded scans of the clippings earlier and after that I just had to buy the originals. I’ve uploaded these to toenailclippingfans.

davenchit:

My toenails had grown too long. Invoking the name of Temujin, I cut them all off. With a battleaxe.


Blogroll Updated

December 30, 2006

and the revamp is almost through.


Enough With the Globe

December 24, 2006

Okay, I’ve promised to mend my ways, write about stuff other than business, and write it better and cleaner, but coming down to brass tacks what exactly is there going to be on the new aadisht.net? Here’s what I can commit to:

  1. A greater exploration of spiritual issues. I’ll be talking about my relationship with the Gods and Goddess, and how it’s important to connect to them without the corrupting influence of religions.
  2. Posts about what it means to be a householder, and the joy and pain of running your own home. Along with increased Bangalore blogging, naturally.
  3. Posts which try to be funny, in the vein of my Blog Mela-winning scenario about the NDA cabinet getting high, or how the rest of India benefits from the IT industry taking off in Punjab. Considering the amount of Ennis I’ve been devouring, my humour may acquire scatological overtones. But you like that, don’t you?
  4. Posts which point out how lame Shivam is and how dumb Annie is. Yes, everyone knows it already. No, they haven’t done anything to me. But I’ve got to do something to let out the frustration of dealing with customers, bosses, and HR Managers (largely HR Managers, though), out somewhere, and it might as well be on them. Yes, it is a disproportionate response, but I’m sure it’s a sacrifice they’ll be willing to make.
  5. And because I’m not going to give up, posts on business/ economics/ libertarianism. But these will hopefully spark internecine civil war within the libertarian cartel, so they’ll still be entertaining.

Posts I’ll probably make, but don’t hold me to them:

  1. More photography: this might go up on another, deidcated blog, though- assuming I start taking enough photos to justify it. Imagine something like Haro Singapore, except with IITM/ IIMB lingo instead of Singlish.
  2. The latest NSSO surveys are finally coming out! I might finally revisit my ‘Six Eggs a Year’ blogpost.
  3. Book/ comic/ movie reviews, except that I’m planning to spend as much of my free time as possible at the gym and on Mandarin and Kannada lessons, and relegate passive media consumption to a lower priority. And besides, Sneha does it much better.
  4. But arising out of that, there might just be posts here in Kannada and Mandarin!

You have been warned. Stick around for what’s coming.


How to Write Well

December 11, 2006

For a long time I’ve been trying to adopt a style of writing that’s as structured as Ravikiran’s, in the belief that this is what makes good writing.

And this is bollocks. Structure is just a means. The end is clarity. Ravikiran’s writing is strong not because it’s structured, but because it’s clear.

So the stylistic agenda for the new, improved aadisht.net is to be as:

Achieving all these at the same time is going to be a bit of a challenge. Clear and concise together is especially difficult for someone who rambles on and on and explores all the different possibilities. Throwing acidic into the mix is just going to make life even harder. But hey, I’m in Bangalore now. This is my place of power. I can do this shit.


Food for Africa, Independence for Tibet, Poland for Germany

December 10, 2006

For a few months now, regular readers have been complaining that this blog isn’t what it used to be. There’s too much business and economics and politics and whatnot, and things are far too serious around here.

Look, I like writing about business and telecom and retail and infrastructure and all that jazz, and I’m not going to stop. But I do admit that things have probably gotten too serious and could use some lightening up. So the new, improved aadisht.net will have lots of lighter stuff.

It’s not going to be a return to my old style- it’s going to be a new style altogether where I’ll be trying much harder to write much better.


Temporarily Down

November 24, 2006

As usual, I’ve missed my blogiversary (in this case, my one-year anniversary on WordPress, which passed a month ago). However, I’m still going to mark it belatedly by doing a rebranding. Maajorly Shadymax Arbit Fundaes is done. A new, better weblog is on its way.

It will have new new sexy sexy stuff, which I will discuss later (i.e. when I have my apartment with broadband). Until then, pip pip.