Except this time, the vehicle in question is a cruise ship. Joy.
Details to follow.
Except this time, the vehicle in question is a cruise ship. Joy.
Details to follow.
I am in a taxi on the Pune-Mumbai Expressway.
Amit Varma is sitting in the front seat.
And I am blogging and he isn’t.
Bwahahahahahhahaahaha, as Booster Gold would say.
It’s just twenty days into 2007, and already the I&B ministry has banned AXN, riots have broken out in Bangalore over Saddam Hussein’s hanging, and people are protesting about perceived racist insults to Shilpa Shetty. Why did I even bother writing this post? It just can’t compare to real life.
I’m bringing back Kingsley’s ‘Today I clipped my toenails‘ meme. Stochastica’s blogger meets are fun, but the toenail clippings are funner.
Amit:
Kind Friend informed me today that my toenails were too long. I clipped them between bouts of blogging, and they’re now down to normal size. Stupendous delight explodes unabashedly.
I’m a huge fan of toenail clippers, by and by. But if I were a cow I wouldn’t have toenails to clip.
I cut my toenails today. I am sure that all rightwing trolls and dumbheads will now go crying Mama Krish has cut his toenails. But free market fundamentalists can’t understand why to cut toenails. I won’t waste time bothering to answer to their bullshit that why I cut them. They are too dumb to understand and thatz it. Therez no point replying to them. I don’t know why they call themselves educated.
Nilu:
My toenails are dead.
General Musharaff’s latest statement on being willing to cut down on toenails needs to be viewed with caution. A strategic reduction in toenail clippers will work to India’s advantage, but Pakistan has not yet earned enough trust to take the General at face value. As this blog has often pointed out, the increasing length of toenails is another reason why Manmohan Singh should resign.
I cut my toenails today. [1]
[1] I used a toenail clipper.
Just got back from a quiz I’d conducted at IIT Kharagpur to discover that the original Frank Quitely and DeMatteis toenail clippings I ordered on eBay finally arrived today, after nine months in which I had forgotten that I’d spent $6320 on them. I had downloaded scans of the clippings earlier and after that I just had to buy the originals. I’ve uploaded these to toenailclippingfans.
My toenails had grown too long. Invoking the name of Temujin, I cut them all off. With a battleaxe.
Okay, I’ve promised to mend my ways, write about stuff other than business, and write it better and cleaner, but coming down to brass tacks what exactly is there going to be on the new aadisht.net? Here’s what I can commit to:
Posts I’ll probably make, but don’t hold me to them:
You have been warned. Stick around for what’s coming.
For a long time I’ve been trying to adopt a style of writing that’s as structured as Ravikiran’s, in the belief that this is what makes good writing.
And this is bollocks. Structure is just a means. The end is clarity. Ravikiran’s writing is strong not because it’s structured, but because it’s clear.
So the stylistic agenda for the new, improved aadisht.net is to be as:
Achieving all these at the same time is going to be a bit of a challenge. Clear and concise together is especially difficult for someone who rambles on and on and explores all the different possibilities. Throwing acidic into the mix is just going to make life even harder. But hey, I’m in Bangalore now. This is my place of power. I can do this shit.
For a few months now, regular readers have been complaining that this blog isn’t what it used to be. There’s too much business and economics and politics and whatnot, and things are far too serious around here.
Look, I like writing about business and telecom and retail and infrastructure and all that jazz, and I’m not going to stop. But I do admit that things have probably gotten too serious and could use some lightening up. So the new, improved aadisht.net will have lots of lighter stuff.
It’s not going to be a return to my old style- it’s going to be a new style altogether where I’ll be trying much harder to write much better.
As usual, I’ve missed my blogiversary (in this case, my one-year anniversary on WordPress, which passed a month ago). However, I’m still going to mark it belatedly by doing a rebranding. Maajorly Shadymax Arbit Fundaes is done. A new, better weblog is on its way.
It will have new new sexy sexy stuff, which I will discuss later (i.e. when I have my apartment with broadband). Until then, pip pip.